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Greetings Vanilla High Community,

If you think you have a good Joke or Pun that you would like to submit to be added to the pool of entries to see if it gets pick to be features in the Chronicle then reply to this post. 

BUT FIRST! There are a few guidelines that your entry needs to follow.

1. Your entry needs to be Clean and Family Friendly.
2. Your entry needs to be limited to 45 characters including spaces and punctuation. (i.e "Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red." has exactly 45 characters)
3. Your entry must be unique. Don't Copy another entry and change one or two words.
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This is middle earth, we want our beacon back
Formerly TinyC.
His Royal villager Builder of Twinningham (NPC Town)
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#3
Roses are red violets are blue I'm forever alone and so are you

Edit:just realised this has 50 or so characters
click here to see what happens when I get bored while taking a unity tutorial
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With great power comes the electricity bill.
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I like that one ^
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I thought I’d tell you a good time travel joke , but you didn't like it.

Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!

the second one was too long sorry didn't notice the word limit ;I
-Hero 0f Valkria-
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#7
5 one liners that I found somewhat appropriate
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I once farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels.

Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!

Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in. (had to throw this one in)
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#8
this is funny xD
-Hero 0f Valkria-
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#9
45 characters is quite a challenge, but here:
“Um.” —First horse that got ridden

Irony: Cross a street - get hit by a dodge.

Diarrhea runs in my family.

A master forger has certificates to prove it.

"For my sake!" Jesus exclaimed.

I can't believe Pretzels are knot bread!

"I see," said the blind man.
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"This Hospital is totally Sick Dude"

45 words is a hard challenge
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